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I always record all Black Sheep shows on my ultra tiny spy-like Sony cassette recorder. Here is a transcript from one of my favorite scenes:

Cesar and Mark stand looking at Ray who is being restrained by Andrea.
 
Cesar: I got you
Ray: You got me
Mark: We don't like Germans in the Neighborhood
Cesar: We don't like Krauts
Ray: You guys send a Goon?
 
(Some other stuff happened here, but I crinkled my Twizzler wrapper and I couldn't understand what they said)
 
Mark: Your nickname is Sweet Ass?
Cesar: Wha??
Mark: Are you going soft on Kraut?
Cesar: You've got a sweet ass
Andrea: What are you doing with that sweet ass later?
Mark: You've got a sweet ass
 
 
COMEDY GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can't believe they make this stuff up!!!