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Mark Henderson It's hard to type with a broken arm, but that's what I'm doing because I'm a SUPER BLACK SHEEP FAN... I'm surprised I still am after veteran Sheepster Mark Henderson threw me off his third-floor balcony...From what I can piece together, Mark is either a homosexual with an excellent eye for decorating, an appreciation of Tori Amos, and a love of patchouli-scented candles, or a deep-cover CIA operative trying to get the "skinny" on Boy's Town. Maybe both. Which is odd, because he lives with a woman. At least, I THINK it was a woman... but pretty tall and muscular for a woman...So Mark's probably gay, definitely hostile, loves transexuals, and has an excellent eye for decor. Shake that belly, Mark! Andrea Swanson
Blonde. Flexible. Brutal.
More to come...
Ray Mees
Ray Mees is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a hot, moist pita. He claims to be in his 30's, but Pentagon sources tell me that he's closer to 83... the recipient of top-secret US technology. He was dosed with Vita-Rays and a Super-Soldier serum, the first, and unfortunately the last, such Super Soldier created by our government before foreign agents killed the scientist in charge and destroyed the equipment.
Now, after spending decades on ice, Ray brings his 1940's sensibilities to the modern improv stage... with HILARIOUS results!
Elizabeth Urello They had to go and do it, didn't they? They had to go and add a redhead to their mix to augment their female superpowers? They had the blond, they had the brunette. Now they have the trifecta that will STEAL MY HEART EACH AND EVERY TIME THEY PERFORM!
I'm sorry... both my analyst and my attorney told me I should be careful about these concentrated feelings of love and ownership I tend to get whenever I'm around, hear about, smell, see or think about the Black Sheep.
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